
So I grabbed a quick sandwich with my
virtual-turned-IRL pal
swooper today ... we caught up on how the last few weeks have been going for each of us and we both agreed, we're in a bit of slump. Writer's slump, reading slump, school routine slump ... you name it, we're in it. As the conversation continued, she mentioned that her sweet youngest is having a birthday - and today was his big day to share homemade cupcakes with his nursery school class. I was impressed ... seems awfully high-energy for someone in a slump. In return, swooper was surprised that I would be impressed by her efforts ... she fancies me as some sort of Martha Stewart apparently. To her shock, I admitted that I've never once made home baked goods for a school celebration. Store bought birthday popsicles for the classroom? Yes. But dozens of home baked cupcakes, each lovingly hand frosted? Dear God, no.
Since lunchtime, I've been wondering how swooper could have possibly had such a high standard set for me ... and I was reminded of
Jen's' challenge ... the one where she asked her readers to post about a "real" day. She issued the challenge just this last Monday with Wednesday set as the "go date" ... thanks to the slump I mentioned, I didn't even read about it until yesterday's
go-day was nearly over and thus missed the boat on participating (typical - I'm always a day late and a dollar short - always!). But I think I might be able to find a way to participate after all ... first of all, it doesn't take much searching through the volumes of family photos to see what's really truly "real" around here ...
As a toddler, my little bug was typically left by herself for stretches of time and once grabbed a cup of hot chocolate - so she got both dirty and burned ... nice job, mom!
At least give me a point for the ladybug exersaucer, ok? She also kept busy with other fun projects when left alone ...
She was pretty busy, huh? Surely she was left unattended so often because I was toiling away making organic home cooked meals for dinner, right? Just ask me about my superpowers in the kitchen - go ahead.
Food you can serve right from a microwaveable can is surely a very healthy choice for your growing pre-schooler, right? I'm sure there are no harmful chemical additives there. Classy, too ... she eats at the table with no shirt and a cowgirl hat - nice! So just in case you're saying to yourself "but your kids are older now and I'm sure this was only a brief phase" ... think again. Chaos seems to follow my children through whatever stage of growth they're in ... my kids may not draw on the kitchen floor anymore, but the messes they make have grown even bigger - is that because they are bigger?! Hey, at least their diet might have improved over the years, right?
Wrong. Those photos were just taken just moments ago ... harmful chemical additives in that bright orange mac and cheese? You betcha! PB & J for dinner? Right on! And the piles and messes I alluded to? Well, I'm afraid that I'm the guiltiest one on that subject ...
Taken hours after mealtime, this photo shows how quickly I'm able to get to those pesky dishes - note the dishwasher sitting right there next to the sink. Note the dead plants still sitting in their pots by the sink ... why can't I get these into the trash barrel each Wednesday? Further note the gift bag for that's been waiting (and waiting) to be delivered ... I must be waiting for some tragic kitchen spill to come and ruin it! And my pile problem goes way beyond the dishes ...

These particular paper piles consist of my calendar, incoming mail that hasn't been attended to, receipts, and to-do lists. They're sitting on a decorative table (note that you can't see the "decorative" tabletop) that's near my desk - which is so covered with older piles that I needed this second area for newer piles. Did I mention I was in a slump? The paper stacks seem to triple in times of slump. Ironically, my back is to that overflow table o' piles as I type away on the computer right now - do you think if I sit really still and keep typing they'll go away?! Right next to me on the desk are piles for pending bills, school forms, volunteer projects, extracurricular paperwork, catalogs, pending internet order returns, the list goes on ... my stacks and piles truly are my great shame because I work really hard to keep these piles tame (seriously, I do). But to no avail. Like the laundry, it's a chore that never never ends. It overwhelms. And slumps don't help matters. My tiny guest room is covered in more piles - these are for long-term projects like organizing the clothes my girls have outgrown, framing projects (photos and schoolwork), family photo albums, etc. God forbid a guest would like to come and stay with us! And this photo right here ...

It's the ultimate irony ... this is a stack of Martha Stewart Living catalogs that date back to April - eight untouched magazines in all - the foolish gift of a friend who must have also incorrectly identified me as someone who might make homemade cupcakes for my child's entire school classroom. So to you, dear swooper (who did in fact bake birthday cupcakes for the entire class - I tip my hat to you) ... and to you, Jen, for issuing this fun "reality" challenge ... and to anyone else out there who might mistakenly think I have a perfect Martha life inside the walls of my house ... think again. Or better yet, call the A&E network and nominate me for Hoarders. If I don't snap out of this slump, I might be buried alive ...